4/3/21 - A Divorce-Worthy Amount of Pottery - Plant + Planter Sale with Thousands of Pots

If you love ‘em, they might leave you. For sale are thousands of planters and hundreds of plants, mostly cacti and succulents; and if you buy them all, or even just the right amount, you might get to experience what a “divorce-worthy amount of pottery” is all about. Hi everyone, I’m Ian, and I’ve been specializing and stockpiling large sums of pottery for longer than I’ve been a Colorado citizen. At the origin of it all was my first pottery purchase, all 25,000 pounds of it, which used communal funds, required spousal approval, and was never discussed with said spouse before purchasing thousands and thousands of dollars worth of pots; some of which were sight unseen. My wife had never seen so much before, or so much rage, but luckily it worked out. You might not be so lucky if you happen to follow suit though. But if you want to live on the wild side, save in bulk, and possibly jeopardize your marriage, I’m your guy. I just received tons of terracotta, over 15 tons if you want to be exact, and these Italian and American beauties really are things of beauty. There’s lots of new styles you can’t find anywhere else between 4 and 15 inches, ranging between $2 and $30. Overall, there’s still lots of glazed ceramics and other great planters to be had. A ceramic planter ranges from $10 to $85 and is between 6 and 20 inches. A concrete planter could be anywhere between 10 and 22 inches and costs between $40 and $85. Resin / plastics just arrived as well, costing between $10 and $30 for a range of sizes between 11.8 and 24 inches. On the plant side, there’s large cactus, which can cost upwards of $300 on something ancient or uncommon, succulents, ranging from $5 to $40 for the most part, and a small variety of house plants like pothos, monstera, and other philodendron. There are lots of cacti $10 to $40. Whenever a customer buys two or more items, they receive a cash discount or free items depending on what they’ve selected. If you’ve divorced enough from reality to think that I went out of my way to acquire, post, and distribute exclusively free items, then we should discuss how you can supply me with a small business loan to buy even more free things for the good people of Denver. All my pots are located in North Denver, right off Highway 36 and the Pecos exit. This area is called Sherrelwood. You can call me for the exact address, or you just message me through here, but it’s clear I haven’t posted my address publicly. << 909 >> << 744 >> << 7708 >> Since the weather is improving, it’s becoming more and more likely I’ll be offering weekday hours. As of 4/3/21, that is not now. For now, I’m available just Saturdays and Sundays from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. I’m aware Sunday 4/4 is Easter. I’ll still be open 10 to 6. Since a divorce-worthy amount of pottery just arrived, I have even more absolutely free, no purchase necessary items to distribute: Pallets (people have been asking, and a bunch just arrived) Terracotta for kids (kids always get free stuff here) Pottery shards (new trucks = new breaks) #B4B Divorce attorney recommendations Pottery Lottery entries Plant clippings (while supplies last) Plant rescues (ask what I have) Suggestion on how to explain divorce-worthy amount of pottery Pottery jargon

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