2x Chinese QiPao Silk Dresses XS/S

On the day of my graduation from Red Panda Academy (the Chinese version of Red Sparrow), these dresses were presented to me by my Military Matron, Mama Chu, whose words I shan’t forget: “Go to USA, wait for orders, and get out of my store-ah!” Thus began my journey as a CCP sleeper agent, one who is singularly trained to topple the US government. Your fears have been confirmed. The CCP is indeed a vast, rampant cuttlefish of dominion with its tentacles in every orifice of civic life, domestic and abroad. …then my employers decided to go in a different direction: 2020. Stick a dude in a cage with an amorous bat, and voila! Now I must sell my Espionage Ensemble as I find new meaning in life. These dresses are silky to the touch, mesmerizing to the eye, projecting a delicate beauty that serves to ensnare every foreign dignitary. Size: XS/S 0-4 Material: Silk Price: $150 for both, or $80 each Condition: Pristine. Only worn once for my Red Panda Graduation photoshoot. Measurement: Length: 52” long Waist: 15” wide Slit: 22” from the bottom Perfect for the following occasions: -Weddings -Cocktail Parties -Prom -Cosplay -HoneyTrap Operations One does not need to be of Chinese Origin in order to dazzle in these dresses. Rest assured that our people are not bothered by notions of cultural appropriation. Instead, we firmly believe in the benefits of Cultural Monetization. In other words: If it sells, All is well. In the event you are accused of cultural theft by the irascible species known as Fiery Fussbudgets, all of whom have been medically diagnosed with Stage 4 Indignation, then you may present to them the following “Permission Slip” written by yours truly: “I, a card-carrying member of the Chinese Gene Pool, hereby give my wholehearted approval to any person who wishes to wear these dresses, to just wear these dresses. Any gratuitous display of politically-charged outrage expressed on my behalf is as impactful as a fart in a thunderstorm. Go forth and wear these dresses. Pursuit of happiness. Panda Express is not Chinese food. Amen.” Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted. You may try it on before purchasing. Low-ballers: please continue your daily violation of Leviticus 18:23 that may result in another lockdown.