Excavator Trade

Hi I am looking to trade some or all of my items for a good working excavator. would you be interested in trading for huge custom milled live edge Redwood Slabs? Also have walnut and other woods. Each slab with some metal legs made into a dining room table is worth 5-10k. I can send you photos if you would like. They are beautiful high figure grain. I also have lots of other stuff to trade. Tow behind Vermeer woodchipper with auto feed, I have a 2017 Honda Africa twin 1000cc duel sport adventure bike decked out with all add ons possible with super low miles, Suzuki samurai 4x4 manual decked out for off road and hunting with 12k lb winch in front and fear winch, lights all around, new shocks, lots of work done to motor and drivetrain suspension etc, comes with many extras with only 40k original miles, power Tools, professional stihl chainsaws from small to worlds largest, hunting and fishing gear, legal firearms, outdoor gear, antique muzzle loaders (that work), klr650 duel sport motorcycle with low miles, current registration (needs new ignition coil) and I have more things to trade. Let me know if anything else might interest you or if we can work something out. -Jake possibly one of my diesel trucks