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Wooden Coasters (Set of 6)
Posted in Danville, CA
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The failure to use coasters is the greatest tragedy of our species. Has this ever happened to you? You offer a houseguest a cold one…and they plop it directly on your heirloom wooden table with all the care of a back alley aborti— Let’s pretend your guest isn’t a barbarian. Maybe you didn’t have enough coasters. And that is why you need this set of 6 wooden coasters! No need to shame your houseguests by calling out their abject ignorance about how wood reacts to moisture, no matter the momentary satisfaction. But by passive aggressively placing 6 coasters in front of them, the hint will be unmistakably received and registered. Your wood stays dry. And you stay classy. Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted.
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