Not for disrespectful teenagers who use TikTok or people who don’t appreciate German engineering. This six cylinder Beast is so fast you better wear leather driving gloves so you can hold onto the steering wheel. The first time I stepped on the throttle I had to grab my son’s chest while he was eating his cereal in the back seat. Oh, after you buy it you might as well drive back to the salon because you’re gonna lose some polish from all the G-Forces. But don’t worry about the high speeds because the brakes are so strong your dentures might fly out of your mouth when tap on these puppies. Low on testosterone because your wife stole your manhood? Now you can go retrieve it from her yoga bag by purchasing this bad boy. They don’t make them like this anymore... like children who offer to help clean the kitchen without being asked. Sidenote: This beast needs to be chained up at night…