2014 Nissan Versa Note

🚗. 2014 Nissan Versa Note s This car has seen things. Done things. Outlived better men. Congratulations. You’ve just clicked on the most violently reliable hatchback ever spawned by Nissan and pure spite. This Versa doesn’t “run.” It materializes, like a demon summoned by overdue bills. ⚡️ ENGINE: A 4-cylinder that wakes up every morning choosing violence and efficiency. Starts at 160k miles like: “Mileage? Never heard of her.” ⚡️ GAS MILEAGE: So good it feels like tax fraud. You’ll think the fuel gauge is frozen. It’s not. The car just sips gas like it’s drinking holy water. ⚡️ MAINTAINED: Oil changed every 3k miles, religiously. More consistent than your best friend who says “I’m on my way” while still in the shower. ⚡️ INTERIOR: Shockingly clean. Like “did someone raise this car in a two-parent household?” clean. ⚡️ HATCHBACK: Throw anything in it — groceries, tools, emotional baggage, three raccoons (not recommended, but physically possible). ⸻ 😈 THE CAR’S PERSONALITY: This Versa is the human equivalent of someone who has: • Survived 9 jobs, • 3 toxic exes, • 2 evictions, • And STILL shows up to work early. It runs on: • Gas • Determination • And the haunting sting of student loan debt It’s basically the Honda Civic’s chaotic cousin who got kicked out of community college but still thrives. ⸻ 😂 PERFECT FOR: • Teenagers who break everything • College kids who can’t afford real problems • DoorDash hustlers stacking cash • People whose life is chaos and need a car that matches the vibe • Anyone tired of cars with “quirks” (aka problems) ⸻ 💸 PRICE $2,900 OBO Cash only. Keep your crypto. Keep your gaming PC. Keep your uncle’s “project quad.” Keep your iguana. I don’t want it. ⸻ 🛑 LOWBALL WARNING If you hit me with: “Will u take $1,000?” I will summon the ancient Nissan spirits to haunt your DMs. This car is cheap — not THAT cheap. ⸻ 🗣️ FINAL VERDICT This is the car you buy when you want: • A reliable daily • A gas saver • And a vehicle that feels like it would fight a grizzly bear for you It’s ready. It’s angry. It’s affordable. Come get this hatchback before it commits a felony for fun.

Condition

Good

Title Status

clean

Color

white

Year

2014