2018 Honda Cr-v

Selling my dad’s cherished Honda CR-V to raise funds for converting his other van into a wheelchair-accessible rig. Think of this less as buying a car, more as a minor miracle disguised as a CR-V. FEATURES: 63,353 miles – barely broken in Always garaged, always babied Dealer-serviced only (Honda cult stuff) Wireless audio – yes, your Spotify will work Interior so clean it’s suspicious Smells like Costco, discipline, and faint regret EXTRAS THAT SLAP: Hood dent tastefully disguised with a Wolverine claw decal (makes it look like a supervillain attacked it—adds value, obviously) Gas cap hero sticker: tiny stick figure holding the gas level above E—still doing God’s work No mystery lights on the dash. No weird sounds. Just the whisper of responsible ownership. WHY SELLING? Dad’s trading horsepower for wheelchair ramps. Help fund his next ride and get a CR-V that’s ready to outlive your next three relationships. $19,500 OBO – Reasonable offers, dad jokes, or trays of lumpia accepted. Come test drive it—before a flipper with no soul grabs it first.