The simpler way to buy and sell locally!

When you come to see this BMW, understand that I already know that it's a piece of crap with more issues than care to list here. You will be the one that bothered to come all the way here to see it and for some reason or another, you probably want it. None of this will qualify you for a discount. Realistic cash offers and offensive memes may. Keep this in mind. YES, I AM BACK, The curator of crap, the peddler of problematic piles of junk. For a limited time only I will personally be here 3 days a week to offer up the cream of the crappy used cars in RVA. If you have low expectations I have the low prices you are looking for. But wait, before you smash that "Is this still available?" button or show up at the lot, let's get a few popular questions answered for you. YES, This vehicle is available. If the ad is up it's for sale. I push that "sold" button faster than you can click "Is this still available?" every single time one goes out of the gate. YES, I have a title for the vehicle. It's in my business's name and ready to be transferred to yours. YES, I have other vehicles for sale. They can be seen @ RVAautoX.com YES, I am happy to negotiate (a little) but ONLY in person. If you think my prices suck, and they often do, wait for me to list it for sale by auction on UglyCars.com/auction/ where it's gonna go CHEAP. NO, your personal financial situation does not qualify you for a discount. NO, I will not hold the vehicle for you, not even with a deposit. NO, I do not offer any kind of financing. Cash & Carry ONLY. NO, I do not deliver but I can give you the number to several towing companies. NO, being a great distance from us does not qualify you for an exception to any of the things mentioned above. NO, I will not meet you after hours or on the weekend. I don't live in Richmond, being home to see my Wife & Family in the evenings and on weekends is more important to me than selling these cars. <3 If after reading all of that you think I am still worth talking to, come by and see me. The lot is open on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays @ 4404 Castlewood Rd, Richmond, VA, 23234 from 9-5. Check out crappy cars, talk smack, and trade memes. However, if you show up right at lunchtime it will have a negative impact on negotiations. VADLR 804-840-5682