My PC trade for your Laptop FAIR TRADE or KICK ROCKS

I AM LOOKING TO TRADE FOR ANY OF THESE: Trade for a :RTX 4090 Laptop I have a high-end desktop (Ryzen 9 7950X + RTX 4070 Ti Super) and want a portable equivalent. Looking for: RTX 4090 (150–175W) + i9-14900HX/13980HX or Ryzen 9 7945HX, 32–64GB RAM, 1–2TB NVMe. Examples: ASUS ROG Strix Scar 18, MSI Titan 18 HX, Razer Blade 16/18, Alienware m18 R2, Lenovo Legion 9i. Will also consider strong RTX 4080 (175W) models like Legion Pro 7i/Strix G18 with cash on your side. DM with exact specs/TGP, condition, and photos ASUS ROG Strix Scar 18 (i9-14900HX, RTX 4090 175W) • MSI Titan 18 HX (i9-14900HX, RTX 4090 175W) • Razer Blade 16 or 18 (i9-13950/14900HX, RTX 4090 175W) • Alienware m18 R2 (i9-14900HX, RTX 4090 175W) • Lenovo Legion 9i (i9 + RTX 4090) • ASUS ROG Zephyrus M16 (2023) w/RTX 4090 I’ve got a monster desktop PC — Ryzen 9 7950X, RTX 4070 Ti Super, 32GB DDR5, 2TB NVMe, top cooling, all under warranty. It’s the kind of setup you upgrade piece by piece instead of throwing the whole thing away when a part gets old. It’s verified, it’s stable, and it’s not moving anywhere because I’m not about to break $5,000 worth of components. What I need is simple: a portable laptop with real power. If you’ve got a proper RTX 4090 machine (Scar 18, Titan 18, Blade 16/18, Legion 9i, Alienware m18) or maybe a strong 4080 rig with some cash on top, then we can talk. Now, for everyone who thinks offering me a $1,000 Best Buy special for a $5,000 build is clever: save it. I’ve had it with people trying to squeeze every last dime out of everyone. This is a barter, not a cash grab. If you want a fair trade, message me. If you want to hustle, I’ll tell you what you can do with that idea. Maybe the right person will get the humor in this, maybe not…