Real Leather Couch + 2 Matching Chairs – Zero Tariffs, 100% Class

Color

Mahogany

Material

Leather

Brand

Leather Factory

Tired of sitting on cheap imports that collapse faster than your New Year’s resolutions? Meet the anti-Ikea: a full-size couch and two matching chairs in English full-grain mahogany-colored leather with solid wood internal frames that could survive a mild earthquake (or three teenagers). The Goods: • Couch + 2 Matching Chairs – furniture’s holy trinity • Solid wood frame (no particle board, no mystery glue, no “Made in…” surprises) • English full-grain leather – the real stuff that ages well instead of cracking like your neighbor’s patio set • Rich mahogany color – looks expensive because it is • So comfortable you’ll start skipping bed in favor of the couch Why This is a Bargain: Thanks to tariffs, cheap knock-offs aren’t as cheap anymore — but who wants a knock-off? This is pre-tariff quality, meaning it was made when craftsmanship still mattered and before supply chain excuses were a thing. Perfect For: • People who appreciate furniture that will outlive their car • Anyone who wants to casually say, “Oh this? It’s full-grain English leather” at dinner parties • Sitting, napping, binge-watching, or plotting to take over the world Price: $2200 — firm enough to keep low-ballers away, flexible enough if you bring coffee. Pick-up only. Bring a friend, a truck, and the willpower to resist sitting down and never getting up.

Seating Capacity

Up to 5