“Oh Baby” Wooden Cake Topper
$10
Posted about 1 month ago in Santa Ana, CA
Condition: Used (normal wear)
Listed in categories: Wedding - Decorations - Cake toppers
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🎉 ATTENTION: PARENTS, PARTY PLANNERS & PEOPLE WHO LOVE CAKE (SO… EVERYONE) 🎉 Behold, the “Oh Baby” cake topper—a work of art so stunning, so elegant, that even Michelangelo himself would weep. This isn’t just a decoration. This is a statement. A golden, cursive, life-altering masterpiece that will take your cake from “meh” to “Did Martha Stewart make this?” in seconds. ✨ Why You Need This in Your Life: ✔ Instantly makes your cake 400% fancier. No one has to know you got it from a grocery store. ✔ Screams ‘I have my life together,’ even if you showed up 30 minutes late with a half-decorated cake. ✔ Reusable – Unless you yeet it into the trash with the leftover crumbs (please don’t). ✔ Gender-neutral and universally adorable – Whether you’re welcoming a baby boy, girl, or just celebrating the miracle of cake, this topper delivers. ✔ Lightweight but durable – Strong enough to survive your clumsy best friend “helping” with the cake setup. 🥇 Used ONCE (Yes, once. Like a celebrity wedding dress, but with fewer tears and legal fees.) Practically brand new, minus the insane markup. 🎂 Your cake deserves this level of sophistication. Your party deserves this level of elegance. You deserve to buy this. Act fast before some other cake-loving visionary swoops in.