Free PROFORM J8 Treadmill

I think we can all agree: modern gym equipment is too soft. Heart rate monitors? Cushioned pads? Cupholders? Screens? That’s not fitness. That’s day spa stuff. You: you're not here for pampering. You're here for results—getting fit the way our ancestors did. Grit. Discipline. Pain. Glory. Enter: the PRO-FORM J8. No bells. No whistles. Just a high-speed spinning belt on a steel frame. A monument to suffering. A minimalist masterpiece. It sits there, a constant (mocking) reminder that the only thing between you and a solid 6 minute mile is your lack of discipline and your aversion to the sting of glory. The lone feature? Incline control—to make it harder. Fitting. Sold by Sears in the mid-90s, this beast has seen countless of miles under my feet over the last 7 years and hasn't flinched once. Built like a tank (read: heavy), it’s not here to motivate you, It’s here to expose your excuses. I dropped 45 pounds on this thing. Now it’s your turn. Bring a pickup and a friend. Embrace the hurt. Suffer proudly. Run relentlessly.