Female Clothing Remover

WARNING This is a series of devices guaranteed to immediately remove any woman's clothing, and make your neighbors decibel meters read pissed off. First, we have the 12 input Pro FX Mixing board. Guaranteed to blend the perfect mix of sounds that tickle your female's fondest fancy. Next to aide in the bodily abatement of her pesky apparel, the Crown XLS 2500. This is the nuclear power plant of the operation. It gives our power sound system the bandwidth to create the necessary vibration levels to unhinge even the clumsiest of bra clasps. What's on deck next boys? Yep, you guessed it. SHOW ME THOSE PEeeeeeaaaaAVY's!!!!!! These two voluptuous devices are instrumental in Blowing the Blouse off your Beautiful Buxom Bride to be. And for the grande finale The Bottom Dropper. The Thong Thrasher The Boy Shorts Shredder The QSC KW 131: This clam giggler exponentially excels in producing heart pounding profound percussion and bikini bottom dropping base. Yes,,,,,,, that's right,,,,,,,, I said it. "Huston, We have full frontal nudity" Prepare the launch sequence. This thing is a home run in panty removal. The Guitar is a decent Jackson and is mainly for show. Because let's face it our hands have better place to be when the woman we love is standing there naked in front of us. Reason for selling: When I was a younger man, I used to pray that I would live in a house full of beautiful women. A wife and 3 daughters later, that f-ing prayer was answered. Now I'm just trying to keep their clothes on them. So if your interested please contact me and we can arrange for pick up at an undisclosed location far way from my Wife and daughters. Sincerely, Me Proud Father, Husband and Mega Nerd