🌊 SHELL STONE AXOLOTL #158 – 2” OF MYSTICAL AQUATIC VIBES – LOCAL PICKUP ONLY, CLEVELAND OH 🌊

Behold, the aquatic cryptid of the mineral world—Shell Stone Axolotl #158! Measuring 2 inches across and weighing 1.5 oz, this little fella is here to wiggle his way right into your collection, your heart, and maybe your weird dreams. 🌀 What’s Shell Stone, anyway? Listen, we’re gonna be honest—origin unknown. Like a Lake Erie fog or your uncle's chili recipe, it’s a mystery. What we do know is it’s shell-based, stone-ish, and probably has deep spiritual opinions. Smooth to the touch, pastel-toned, and way too cute for its own good. 🧜‍♂️ Why an axolotl? Because why not? The axolotl is the salamander that said "nah" to evolution and decided to stay baby-faced forever. That's a mood. And this little stone version brings all those good vibes—playful, calm, and just a little bit chaotic. 💫 Metaphysical? Sure, let’s go with it: Shell-based stones are often associated with emotional healing, calming energies, and oceanic wisdom. So yeah, hug it, vibe with it, ask it for advice—it might not talk back, but it’ll listen better than your ex. 📍 LOCAL PICKUP ONLY – CLEVELAND, OHIO No shipping—this Axolotl refuses to travel coach. 📬 Want it shipped anyway? Message me and we’ll work something out with bubble wrap and a prayer. 🧂 BONUS: Comes with no weird smells, no haunting, and no judgment. Pick it up, take it home, and give it a name like “Pebbleton” or “Sir Splash-a-Lot.” Cleveland rocks—and so do you. 🤘