1999 Ford Crown Victoria

Ready to Gamble? This beast has survived three Gambler 500s, a teenage driver, and Oregon backroads—and somehow still runs better than your buddy’s Tacoma. Only 116k miles on the legendary 4.6L V8. Lifted, loud-ish, and legal-ish (for now). With the OG Gambler 500 just weeks away, it’s turnkey-ready for anyone looking to hit dirt, laugh hard, and make memories. Great for a group of friends to split and rally. I would be willing to help out someone that wants to fly in for the event. Features: • 4.6L V8 – Ford’s crown jewel of overbuilt sedans • Lifted suspension + big tires – clears most stuff with zero drama • Street legal* – technically, probably. • Cold A/C – believe it or not • Starts, runs, stops – all the good verbs • Roof rack, semi working light bar, roof-mounted spare • Hang your head in shame with no check engine light on • Bonus: battle-tested by teenagers, so you know it’s indestructible ❗ Known Issues (aka “character”) • Dents, scrapes, and enough patina to fit right in at any Gambler event. • Interior feels more “leather luxury” than “afterparty in the desert” • It’s loud—not straight-pipe loud, but don’t start it too early I nice neighborhood load. Bottom Line: This car is dumb in all the right ways. It’s not pretty, but it’s stupidly fun, absurdly reliable, and ready for the next chapter. Whether you’re heading to the OG Gambler or just want something that turns heads and shrugs off curbs, this Vic delivers. Message me if interested. First come, first sideways through the woods. Located in Tualatin, OR | Would consider motorcycle trades – no cars, trucks, or vans. $2,950 OBO If you want Tate to sign the dash I can make that happen! ABG!