Something in the Chair Tonight

Chairs. CAN live with ‘em, can’t sit without em! In 2019 I brought my favorite chair to see my favorite musician, with a spare ticket for my favorite beverage. Bluenana Blast! (That’s the the name of the drink not my favorite musician, despite those allegations a few years back involving her and a “fruit salad” of sorts) I’m kind of a big fan. Which is kind of implied. I’m not going to tell you who it is, as I’m sure if you are reading this then you can infact read. Unless you have a rare illness in which you can’t read shirts. If that’s the case then boy would I love to read you some great angry Dad’s shirts over at Cabella’s. Shirts that have threats involving their trucks, their daughters and their pride and joy….their beer. 3 seconds into her first song “Boynana Hammock” I could tell somethin wasn’t right, it was 4 pm at Coachella, every step she took I heard the stage slightly rattle, how can this be, they make these stages for entire symphonies to perform. I then looked over at the stage manager, Tim, he lately hasn’t been feeling well, I know this because I follow him on ig, (anything to get closer to my queen) I noticed he had a bottle of blue liquid next to his laptop. Oh my. He (colored blind) may have accidentally bought NyQuil when he meant to buy DayQuil, if he’s anything like me he suffers from an illness where he can’t read words on medicinal bottles. Did he infact in a dreary state forget to tighten all of the support beams beneath the… Before I could finish that thought I heard a loud crack, followed by a giant thud, the entire front portion of the stage gave out. You know in Indiana jones where he’s running from the boulder, imagine that, but instead of running he is sitting smiling and facing the boulder. My mouth was still full of Bluenana Blast moments prior to our collision. As she slammed into me I tasted a Big Gulp, as she heard one. In all the ruckus one of the chairs practically exploded. They ARE very well made. I guess some thrones just can’t hold up to the sheer power of the Queen. Vintage CHAIR. 16x20x39 For a list of other things you can sit on, follow my “instar Graham” use my username here

Condition

Used (normal wear)