Santa Cruz VP Free

Let’s get this out of the way. The seat is super small, cuz you’re gonna need every available inch for your huge BALLS when you’re sending it on this bad ass frickin’ bike. It’s a large 2005 Santa Cruz VP-Free, in anodized “ChuckNorrisBlackBelt" Black It’s in EXCELLENT condition, because like the American Flag, you can’t scratch FREEDOM. With the care of a Japanese pearl diver, I meticulously picked out each component, then the Mad Scientists at The Bike Co, in Lake Forest, Ca assembled it. Like VISION, from The Avengers, it was bred to kill, but you can’t help but love it. Maintained to the point of obsession, I still have all receipts and original paperwork to prove my disgusting purchasing habit. Ridden probably twice a year, this bike has been more of a Playboy Centerfold on Stan Lee’s arm than the Kentucky Thoroughbred she deserves to be. Whether you’re 40 and need a new DH sled to cruise your parents’ neighborhood for meth, or you’re 15 and looking to light your head on fire, screaming you hate your parents, this is your death sled. Crank up the JUDAS PRIEST and take your pants off, cuz this bitch is going home with you, and she wants to get dirty! RockShox Team Boxxer w/ 2 sets of springs Progressive Suspension shock w/2 springs Chris King hubs on Mavic 721 rims King headset SRAM X9 rear derailleur and XT front derailleur 2X9 MRP “LRP” 2-ring guide-can be converted to 1X9 Race Face Diabolus stem, Atlas bar and Turbine cranks Thompson seatpost and SDG Circuit saddle Hayes DH disc brakes