🚜 KUBOTA ZERO-TURN LAWN MOWER EXTRAVAGANZA 🚜

🚜 KUBOTA ZERO-TURN LAWN MOWER EXTRAVAGANZA 🚜 LOW HOURS. HIGH HORSEPOWER. MAXIMUM LAWN DOMINATION. Attention Loxahatchee! Your lawn called. It's embarrassed. It saw the neighbor’s yard and now it’s hiding under a tarp. But don’t worry — I’m here to save your grass AND your dignity. I’m selling not one, not two, but a glorious herd of Kubota Zero-Turn Lawn Mowers — each with low hours, serious attitude, and more spin than a politician on cable news. 💥 Sizes? We got 'em: 36-inch deck – For folks who like precision and want to thread the needle between their wife’s flower beds without getting divorced. $6500 42-inch deck – Not too big, not too small. Just enough to flex on your HOA president. 48-inch deck – Mows faster than your cousin’s third engagement ended. $6500 54-inch deck – This one clears land like it's preparing for a Bass Pro Shop grand opening. --- 🎯 Perfect for: Dads who say “I’ll mow it tomorrow” but never do (until now) Landscapers who like horsepower and the smell of victory Folks in Loxahatchee who are tired of wrestlin’ gators off the riding mower People who believe cutting grass should be a full-contact sport --- 💡 These Kubotas spin like a Florida twister and cut cleaner than your uncle’s stories at the fish fry. 💪 Starts right up. Sips gas. Slices grass. Will likely get you waved at by strangers and flirted with at the gas station. They've been: ✔️ Babied ✔️ Garaged ✔️ Pampered ✔️ Whispered sweet nothings to during oil changes --- ACTUAL TESTIMONIALS (not really): 🗣️ "This mower cut my yard so fast, my wife thought I hired a crew." – Local hero 🗣️ "I rode one for five minutes and now I’m emotionally attached." – Confused cowboy 🗣️ "I mowed my neighbor’s yard just to show off. I don’t even like him." – Probably you --- 📍 Located in Loxahatchee — where we mow wide, turn tight, and wave at strangers in lifted trucks. Bring a trailer, a cold drink, and your sense of humor. I’ll throw in a high five, a few bad jokes, and if you're lucky… maybe a Kubota koozie I found in the garage. DM me before these mowers are gone like a snowbird in May. 🧡 Because when your grass is tall, and your dreams are big, there’s only one answer: KUBOTA.