(Every time someone asks “Is this available?”…I shed a tear…into a jar…and send that jar…to my therapist…who then… charges me $400…to analyze the emotional damage.) ***Check out my other listings for more outrageously awesome furniture! For sale is a set of 4 pristine Mart Stam/Marcel Breuer-style cantilever chairs! Perfect for your Magnificent Midcentury Manse! FREE DELIVERY in Danville/Alamo for the full asking price! $1600 for all four! Why do you NEED these chairs? I hear ya barkin’, big dawg, so I’m gon’ ‘splain: Everything cool n’ crispy ‘bout these chairs: 1) So pristine you can lick it! (Please don’t do that until after you’ve paid) 2) The leather is still nice and tight—waiting to be broken in! 3) The chrome is more shiny than Christmas at the Kardashian’s. 4) The cantilever design delivers ergonomic comfort for your back and booty. 5) ‘Dem chairs just look so dam’ stylish. These are shiny, leathery, and long-lasting…just like the folks at my mom’s retirement home in Florida. Use it for dining, work from home, accent seating, and more! WHY WAIT?! IT’S A NO-BRAINER! STOP BY TODAY! (Practicing my mattress salesman voice) These chairs are waiting for you on the westside of Danville. Free delivery in Danville/Alamo. Cash/Venmo accepted. Low-ballers…please perform a quaint anatomical impossibility—flashlight & hazmat suit required when exploring this… terra incognita.