V-10 F0rd Excursion!

Here is a big girl. 9 k for a pretty good looking pavement queen. All the little stupid accessories that mall crawlers need to be cooler than those idiots with ducks on their dash. This will be sure to have those squatted Chevy mullet boys posting you all over their high school snapchat when you drive by. The lights underneath are brighter than your future life of dropping panties in your current ride. 46 inch military tires make this rig a real pain in the ass when it comes to a flat. Future owner will save money by canceling their AAA membership as that will be considered useless when trying to get someone to tow this baby. Amp research powered running boards will help your sisters sturdy ass up in the cockpit listening to jellyroll while watching her jellyroll bounce up and down while on the way to your guys date night. Top that off with the upside down steering wheel that functions more like the helm on the titanic. It is equipped with many convenient controls that you will find harder to navigate than a game of bop-it after a handle if fireball and warm beers ! Exhaust tone is almost unnoticeable even with these 10 cylinders ! Why make things louder when you have the tires howling louder than a coyote caught in a bear trap. 6 disc CD changer so you can play all of those compact discs that you still own and can locate. Hornblasters train horns as well as their police siren and PA system will give your endless enjoyment when cruising the town impersonating a police officer/part time train conductor. Protection from all the haters with window tint that coverers every square inch of glass so you can comfortably hit your vape.

Condition

Used (normal wear)

Type

Lifted