Turbo Air TGM-48R Merchandiser (Introvert Tax)

A most Excellent post by Richard Stroganoff. Have you ever looked in a restaurant, seen the soda fountain, then look at the other side of the room and see a merchandiser selling the exact same soda? The soda in the merchandiser is almost always in a 20oz bottle and they sell for more than the cups of 32oz. Dick, I hear you ask, why would anyone ever buy the bottles of soda? At least I hope that's you. The doctor said the meds would make the voices go away. I think he was a doctor, though these pills do weirdly look like tic tacs, and I don't know of many doctors practice behind 7-11s. But I Digress. The reason why the sodas sell is because of introverts. They don't want to ask for a cup and have the person put their fingers all over it, then have to wait in line for the soda machine. It's a tax on a lack of social interaction. An introvert's lack of energy is money in your pocket today with this used Turbo Air TGM-48R. Place it in the corner, fill it up with the exact same liquid sugar and watch who buys it. Anime shirt? Thats a chip. Fedora? Chip. Multi-colored socks? chip. Neckbeard? That's a bingo. This is friendly fire by the way. That was my fit back in college. Don't worry about the cost of $2500, you will recoup that in no time. Especially if you are set up next to a Game's Workshop. So come down and visit us and get some of that asocial cheddar or call us for delivery details. I'll leave the waifu shirt at home. **Please feel free to call/text Us. Store: 206.877.3629 See more of our posts for excellence.** **Boring Technical Stuff** Turbo Air TGM-48R Merchandiser 2 doors Interior 44 cu.ft. 6 Shelves 1/2 hp 115v 60hz 1 phase 5.7 amp 55-7/8" x 30" x 79-1/8" 486lbs

Condition

Used (normal wear)

Type

Commercial freezers & Refridgerators

Brand

Turbo Air