I am from Portland, Oregon. Oh, you know now famous Portland. It has gotten so bad there with violence and crime and riots yet folks are still not allowed to protect themselves in their own homes due to government regulation. But you know what they cannot regulate? Dinosaurs! Oh that's right, they can regulate owning lions, tigers, cheetahs, even bobcats. But there's no regulation on the books for dinosaurs. Behold, the photos of an alter to the God-given right to protect one's own life and property without the government telling you "no!" Sure, more sensible parents would see this and understand these are children's toys such as LOL's, Hatchimals, Littlest Pet Shop, Little People, Weebles, Shopkins, foam blocks, doll bed and more. Sure, that might be the way the manufacturer designed and intended these children's play sets but when mama leaves and dad is home alone to create this ad I dost protest government interference in our lives? Oh, and the little criminal the dinosaur caught and is about to toss from the balcony in the last photo, don't let her skinny little blonde-hair blue-eyes self distract you from the fact that she is in fact, guilty. "Guilty of what," you ask? Why door-to-door sales of Girl Scout cookies! You know as well as I do just how addictive those things are and how almost impossible it is to tell those little girls working hard to earn money for their troop, "no." Let me put it this way, the Jackson 5 sang: "Don't blame it on the sunshine Don't blame it on the moonlight Don't blame it on good times Blame it on the boogie" But I say blame it on the cookies! My answer? Dinosaur. Take that, overreaching federal government! Take it! Little People interactive house (all buttons and sounds work) - $12 You & Me interactive playhouse (buttons/sounds work) - $8 Hatchimal Easter Baskets - $4 each Hatchimals Island Playset (all functions/lights/sounds work) - $22 Hatchimals Jungle Playset (all functions work) - $13 Weeble Wobble Playset (all buttons/sounds/functions work) - $21 Littlest Petshop Playset - $7 My Little Pony Ponnyville Fancy Fashions Boutique - $8 Hand Crafted Doll Bed - 20 So much more! * Delivery/Shipping Available