2013 Yamaha F115la

2013 Yamaha 115HP — Stronger Than Yer Ex’s Lies — Controls, Prop, & Maximum Disrespect Included Price: $4,800 or first bastard with cash and a functioning cerebellum. ⸻ DESCRIPTION: Listen up, ye sad excuse for a fish-kissin’, Croc-wearin’ swamp lurker — I’m sellin’ a 2013 Yamaha 115HP outboard so damn clean, so damn tough, it could outrun child support across three counties. This ain’t no weak lil’ trolling-motor-that-cries-at-waves type bullshit. This is a REAL engine for REAL sea dogs, not those mall-pirates who think owning a kayak makes them dangerous. This beast fires up FASTER than you bail on responsibilities, and screams louder than your ex when she saw your search history. When this Yamaha starts, dolphins reconsider their life choices. Manatees file noise complaints. Pelicans pack their bags and move inland. It’s THAT serious. ⸻ ⚙️ SPECS (in English, not in Whatever-Language-Your-Brain-Speaks): • 2013 Yamaha F115LA — the 115 that every fisherman would trade a pinky toe for • 4-stroke EFI – “EFI” stands for “Every F***er’s Impressed” • 20” shaft – longer than your dating app claims • Includes full controls — because I ain’t here selling half a damn puzzle • Stainless Apollo prop — shinier than your future and twice as sharp • Starts and runs so smooth it should be illegal in three states ⸻ ⚠️ THE “PROBLEM,” IF YOUR BRAIN CAN HANDLE TRUTH: Needs an oil pump. Congratulations, you survived the shocking news. This ain’t a tragedy. It’s not a funeral. It’s a $500–$900 fix, unless you’re one of those YouTube-university engineers who thinks “righty tighty” is advanced science. If you can’t handle replacing an oil pump, you should probably stick to ponds and paddleboats, ya freshwater soggy-sock. ⸻ 🏴‍☠️ WHAT THIS MOTOR DOES TO YOU: • Launches your boat so hard it rearranges your spine • Instantly boosts your sex appeal by 35% (48% if you wear cargo shorts) • Makes your buddies wonder who you robbed • Turns every “just a quick ride” into a felony in some jurisdictions • Gives you the confidence of a man who drinks gas station sushi and survives • Scares the Coast Guard so bad they start pretending they didn’t see you ⸻ 💸 PRICE: $4,800 Cash only. No trades. I don’t want your dirt bike, your PS5, your ex-wife’s couch, or your “custom” speaker box made from pallet wood. You show up tryin’ to offer me $2,000? I’ll make you walk the plank into a pile of angry snapping turtles. You message me “still available?” I might message back “are you still useless?” Let’s BOTH do better. ⸻ 🏴‍☠️ FINALE: If yer serious, bring cash. If yer not, go paddle your inflatable Walmart dinghy and cry about gas prices. This motor is for TRUE SEA DOGS ONLY — not the kinda weak-kneed jellyfish who get seasick on a porch swing.

Condition

Used (normal wear)

Year

2013

Length

20

Model

F115la

Type

Outboard

Make

Yamaha