Sassy & Peachy Jeans by Mother (31 Medium) $200 new!

November 11, 2025 (Happy pre-ww2 day) It’s that time o’ the year again when the holiday season creeps up on ya like an incoming rash, scratching away at your wallet as you bleed out your hard-earned cash for all the parasites in your life. But what if you can bypass the guilt-laden shopping and go straight for what you really want??!! Like a pair of sweet, sassy, sexy peach-colored jeans by Mother! Yep. That was my sales pitch. Get an early start on your spring 2026 wardrobe and take home this bright n’ cheerful pair of peachy pants! SPECS: Brand: Mother Size: 31 (Medium or 6 - 8) Retail: $200 -You can’t afford to not buy this. And that’s my non-credentialed financial advice to you. Material: 93% cotton! Condition: Like New Elasticity: A smidge of stretchiness to help contain that post-dinner tummy. Y’all know what I’m talking ‘bout. Don’t let that anti-sexual muffin top get in the way of a stylish ensemble on date night. Reason for selling: My gravitational pull ain’t as powerful as it was when I first purchased this here pair o’ jeans. As such, were I to wear Ms. Peachy now, I’d channel more MC Hammer than Country Club Garden Party. My weight loss is your fashion gain! Why you NEED these jeans: Let’s be honest. Everybody and their dog owns a pair o’ forgettable blue jeans, shuffling through life like a walking Levi’s billboard. And that’s why you gotta stand out from the sea of lifeless Levi’s and rock your legs n’ booty like you’re on the Real Housewives of Blackhawk. Mmmhmmm. Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted. Free for the one who responds with equally amusing satire.

Condition

Used (normal wear)

Brand

MOTHER