Dyson DC18 Slim Upright vacuum

Do you have a Dusty Dirty Domicile ? Who doesn't Right ? Are you using one of them there Old school Vacuum cleaners that you have to Buy Bags for every 10 Seconds ?  What , are you MADE of Money $$$  ! Or perhaps you got suckered into buying on of those Knock Off Bagless units . Yeah , How'd THAT work out for ya ?  NOT very Well I bet . Well , Fear No More My Filthy Friends , for have I got a Deal For You ! Dyson originated the Bagless Vacuum with there Cyclonic Technology . Frankly , ALL other vacuums SUCK in comparison ! Here's what you get . Delivering 200 air watts of suction power, Dyson's Slim upright vacuum cleaner features advanced Root Cyclone technology to ensure no loss of suction. Dyson proves no loss of suction using the IEC 60312 Cl 2.9 test standard. . It also comes equipped with a quick-draw Telescope Reach, which extends instantly for stairs and high-reach cleaning. 4/9-gallon bin empties without ever having to touch the dust--simply push the button. Furthermore, Dyson upright vacuums are the first and only vacuums certified asthma friendly by the Asthma and Allergy Foundation. Other highlights include a 25-foot cord, a lightweight design at 15-4/5 pounds Now NEW this unit Costs Nearly $500 ! And , might I say , WORTH every Penny Too ! But , not here , not now , no NOT for You my Friends . I wont charge you Half , though I should . I won't charge you a quarter of that , although I could ! No ,today you can have all this for LESS then 1 Fifth  ! Thats right just   $99.99 What ?! Am I CraZy  ? Yeah , Crazy Like a Fox ! Crazy enough to Help YOU clean that Filthy house you call a Home . Consider it my gift to Your Health and well being , Cause thats just How I Roll Yo ! So what are you waiting for ????? Supplies are Limited to Just one per Person Per One Person ...