Monkey Pod Serving Tray

It’s time to dump your white plastic trays from Walmart. Walmart trays are meant for Lunchables & Capri Suns. You’re an adult. You serve spiced nuts from Morocco, artisanal cheeses from Spain, and dried Cara Cara orange slices half covered in responsibly sourced cocao whilst the other half is kissed by the golden crunch of semi-burnt organic sugar hailed from the ancient Mauritius islands where native Sugar Cane Specialists lovingly cultivate their crops while singing in their native French language. Only a MonkeyPod tray will suffice to cater a Bougie Brunch at this level. And that’s why you need to buy this earthy, curvy, and sturdy tray! WOOD: -Solid MonkeyPod (not monkey pox) *MonkeyPod is a tree found mainly in the tropical regions of Central/South America, Asia & Pacific Islands. *A moderately hard yet durable wood, MonkeyPod is widely used to craft furniture, tableware, decorative carvings, and more. DIMENSIONS: -14” x 11” Now I ain’t dissin’ Walmart. In fact, I love Walmart. Walmart is the perfect one-stop shop for my toiletries, my appliances, and my dating prospects. But a MonkeyPod tray is a whopping SIX socioeconomic degrees (of Kevin Bacon) up from a Walmart tray…and for only $25 you can channel some serious Big Baller Energy without breaking the bank. The choice is clear. The MonkeyPod Way is the ONLY WAY to host your Bougie Brunch as a cultured adult. Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted.

Condition

Used (normal wear)