Fluid-Squirting Severed Head of Macho King Randy Savage

you know im not one to blithely disregard the sacred teachings of Bonnie Raitt, but for reals --you can now totally make someone love you if they don't. picture it: here, any time for the next month probably.. Person X sprawls on a sweat soaked and possibly also melting bench,, perishing in the ruthless heat. Groaning in anguish, sweating harder, breathing irregularly, etc. But then, who should appear? You, silly! It's you, but not just any old you--we're talking you with a much smaller than average Macho King's head clutched firmly (but gently!) in one hand. That hand, begins to squeeze Mr. Savage, and out shoots a stream of pristine, frigid fluid (we recommend water for starters, though you may work your way up to an exciting array of liquids, such as wine coolers, octopus ink, Orange Crush, mulled cider, or Drakkar Noir one day, God willing!) anyways, you just squirt this at Person X (please avoid the eyes if possible, but i mean whatever you're only human) and just keep squirting and laughing until they are lightly drenched, or your Macho King head is empty, whichever comes first. Person X will at this point whip their head around, their eyes atwinkle, with tiny red hearts visibly floating up out of their heads. "I love you!" they will shout. "I never even liked you, but now i truly love you!" For best results, also grunt ""oooh yeah!" and possibly "Snap into it!" before, during, and after the squirting. And when you leave, be sure to have "Pomp and Circumstance" cued up on your boombox to announce your triumphant exit (do not use as entrance music, as it will ruin the surprise completely)

Condition

Used (normal wear)