PEEPS Cavity Inducing Easter Marshmallow PEEPS Bunny Chick Plush Lot - Spring

There are some things in the world for which people either love or hate, the ONLY two options. Some of those things are: ▪︎Circus Peanuts ▪︎PeeWee Herman ▪︎Taylor Swift ▪︎Blue Cheese ▪︎Mathematics ▪︎Meatloaf (the food and the singer) ▪︎Colonoscopies ▪︎Marshmallow PEEPS Supported by their high nutritional value, low sugar content, healthy ingredients and ample use of possibly carcinogenic unnatural food dyes, PEEPS fall in that list right behind colonoscopies, which for many are reminiscent of a date gone good or a date gone really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really bad....or an unfortunate stay in federal prison, bunked with some 6' 3" fat guy named "Tiny" who.....well, I digress. The point is, these marshmallow Easter-season icons are beloved by many, and Spring just isn't complete without them. Here there are several adorable, lovable, cavity-inducing options. *The Fabulous Dancer - Push the button above the bow on its ear, and this wacky dressed bunny will shake, shimmy, and jive to an equally wacky tune. $16 * Big Pink Fatty - Well, it's big, pink, and fat (possibly from a healthy diet of many of its brotheren....or sisteren????), and 17" tall. $12 * Yellow Chick - A chicken that won't cackle and "womansplane" (aka nag) about you calling her (him?) "chick." Yeah, it has issues. $10 * Blue Biggie - Once a famous rapper with bangers that includes lyrics like, "Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me. And I guess that's why they broke, and YOU eat PEEPS all day." $12 * Pink and Petite - The innocent little sister of the bunch. Or is she? And why does she(?) have a beanbag bottom? So many mysteries.... $10 If you wish to adopt the whole questionable lot, and accept the responsibility that comes with it, you can do so for $30 *Shipping Available