World’s BIGGEST small leather sofa

Everything is bigger in America. Cars. Waistlines. Defense budgets. Heck, even miniature sofas are bigger in America… …like this miniature version of the world-famous Chesterfield Westminster Leather Sofa by Timothy Oulton. Who’s Timothy Oulton? He’s some dude that sells $8000 sofas to the elite…and, because Timmy here is a business man, he also sells miniature sofas to the budget-conscious Common Man for a fraction of the price. Why own the real thing when you can have a tiny model version for $200? I hear ya asking: Why do I need this mini sofa when I can take my hard-earned 200 bucks to IKEA and buy real furniture? And I concur. For $200, you can furnish an entire house courtesy of IKEA. The reason you need this sofa: -This mini sofa is made from REAL leather…which means what it lacks in size it makes up for in quality. -This mini sofa is so mini that you can carry it by yourself. No need to hire professional movers. Think of the savings! This mini sofa is practically free. -This mini sofa is only 1/1000 the size of a real Chesterfield sofa…which means only 1/1000 part of an animal was skinned for its leather upholstery. Heck, the skinning process was probably a dentist visit for that animal. He’s probably still alive, happily walking around with a minor patch missing, telling his other livestock buddies, “you should see the other guy”. -This mini sofa is surprisingly sturdy and can possibly support a human body. Possibly. Hear me out: I’m not saying that anyone should sit on it. But in the event you have a family member sporting an oversized ego, you can gently suggest that they plant themselves on this undersized sofa in a time-out corner. #HumilitySofa. -If you’re one of those adults who harbors an obsession for carefully crafted dollhouses, reflecting a subconscious need to Play God in an orderly fashion, this mini sofa might be perfect for you. Catbert and Dogbert are not included, sadly. Their presence functions to demonstrate to you the many ways in which you can style this mini sofa. Do not resist the raging urge to take this home. Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted.