MCM Wooden Dish And Catch All

FOR SALE: Mid-Century Modern Kidney Bean Dish / Key Drop / Condom Cradle 💰 $18 – firm like a chiropractor’s handshake 📍 Queen Anne (but would look amazing in Ballard if you want to start something) Do you like wood? Do you also like when your stuff has absolutely no defined purpose but somehow feels important? Then this mid-century modern kidney-shaped catch-all is for you. This isn’t just a dish. It’s a vibe. It’s a lifestyle. It’s a subtle flex that says, “Yes, I do put my spare change and expired Trojans in a sculpted teak altar, thank you very much.” 🛠️ Handmade (probably) 🌰 Wood? Yes. Real wood? Also yes. 💫 Feels like a warm palm on your lower back 🔑 Holds: keys, gum, business cards from people you’ll never call, hair ties from ghosts of exes, or that emergency condom you keep just in case you accidentally time-travel to 1997. Perfect for your entryway, your nightstand, or your stoner roommate who collects “vessels.” Bring $18. Bring a little attitude. And bring a tote bag that makes you look like you read Kinfolk even if you just use it for dog treats. #midcenturymodern #teaktray #randomdishenergy #funkyjunk #condombowl #catchalltray #curatedclutter #queenannevintage #seattlevintage #forpeoplewholosttheirkeysagain #thebreathening Want it? Message me. Or don’t. It’ll haunt you forever if you don’t though.