Free 10 Foot Trampoline
$0
Last updated about 9 hours ago in Newport Beach, CA
Condition: Used (normal wear)
Listed in categories: Toys, Games, & Hobbies - Outdoor toys & Games - Trampolines
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Trampoline
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All ages
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Ever dreamed of launching your children, your dignity, or your midlife crisis into the stratosphere? Well, now’s your chance. We’re generously giving away this 10-foot circle of chaos, absolutely FREE. Yes, that’s right — zero dollars for a spring-loaded regret machine that has slightly more bounce than your last relationship • Springs with the tension of your unresolved trauma • The faint smell of sunblock, tears, and last summer’s poor decisions Dis-Assembly required. Also courage, upper body strength, and a tetanus shot. Not responsible for sprained ankles, existential dread, or your HOA’s angry letters. Come get it before the wind does. You know you want it. Or at least, someone you don’t like does. In Newport beach on Peninsula if you are coming to get it, let me know I’ll give you the address. Free is free. If you want me to disassemble it for you, you can have it for 40.$
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