Ultra-Fab Farm Rio XS Tropical Blazer + Awesome Accessories!

Never have you ever seen fashion being offered like this!!! What’s better than an insanely fabulous tropical blazer by Farm Rio? An insanely fabulous tropical blazer by Farm Rio AND a Polaroid Instax Mini camera PLUS two unopened packs of film…PLUS two plantation-style straw fans!!! And ALL for $125!!! ($350+ value!) ***high-pitch screaming*** ***worrisome loud thump*** Still there? Did my unprecedented Blingy-Blazer package cause you to faint? I’ll wait for you to regain consciousness. … ….. ………. Okay. If you don’t require immediate medical assistance, then allow me to continue. I don’t want to ruin the everyday-clothing-retail-experience for you, BUT, I’m gonna. When a banana ‘bundant blazer like this comes along and it’s THIS phenomenal, the only rational thang to do is to include a yellow-submarine Polaroid camera & beachy straw fans for maximum vacation readiness. As you walk on the sand, take a polaroid pic of yourself in this blazer. And when you see just how good you look on the instant film, you’re gon’ need to fan…the other people around you so they don’t collapse from your unrelenting hotness. I know. I thought of everything when I was putting together this blazin’ package. ***smug knuckle blowing & wiping*** Wear this blazer and you’ll be the belle of the resort, instilling envy amongst all the other bi*ches who only packed their clearance-rack Anne Kleins, and all of ‘em lined up by the pool like some sherbet pageant at a county fair. That’s ain’t you. No ma’am. You’re an artist. A cultivated quaintrelle brimming with je nais se quoi. And that’s why you will buy this blazer. Not ‘might’. ‘Will’. BRAND: -Farm Rio -This banana blazer is nearly SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE! SIZE: -Extra Small -Runs large for a loose and comfy fit -Ideal for US Women 0, 2, 4, and possibly 6 MEASUREMENTS: -Length = 27” -Across the shoulders = 18” -Pit to pit = 18” -Across the waist = 18” -Sleeve length (from shoulder) = 25” FABRIC & CARE: -Soft linen shell (non-stretchy) -Viscose lining -Machine wash gentle cycle -Tumble dry low -Dry clean is probably the best option CONDITION: -Excellent 8/10 -Pocket stitching is still intact. Use seam ripper or small scissors. Caution: You’re gonna need a search & rescue team on speed dial cuz you’re about to get buried under an avalanche of compliments. Pick-up in Danville. Shipping not available. Cash/Venmo accepted. Price is firm. P.S. Those are probably plantains, not bananas. Apologies to the banana-only crowd.

Condition

Used (normal wear)

Size Type

Regular

Size

XS

Brand

FARM RIO