Tiny Violin 4 Tiny Problems

Size matters! The smaller the problem, the smaller the instrument required to sooth the victim. This Christmas, give the Gift of Compassion to that special someone in your life who is constantly in need of expressing their tiny traumas. Did their Pilates teacher move away? Did Starbucks mess up their order? Did they spend too much money? This 3-inch violin will comfort them in their darkest hour, pulling them out of the pit of non-struggle struggles. No longer will you be subjected to their endless horse-pile of complaints and grievances! This violin will do all the work for you! This little violin is perfect for the following special people in your life: 1) In-laws 2) Soon-to-be ex 3) Your boss 4) That one neighbor who makes a career out of making your business their business. Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted. Kleenex not included, but if that makes you sad, this violin will be there for you.

Condition

Used (normal wear)