Antique Singer Sewing Machine & Table!

Sorry everyone, but the portrait is not for sale. I’m using that as the movie poster for my feature film titled “Ravished by the Raptor: The Prehistoric Pleasures of Jeff Goldblum”. … For sale is an unbelievably well-kept Singer Sewing Machine!!! This is an antique! (Which means it may or may not work.) This piece was in existence when WW2 broke out and we (‘Mericans) had to go back over there and tell them to cut it out! This piece was in existence when your grandma thought HER grandma was ‘hip’ in the sense that her hip was the only thing keeping her upright. This piece was in existence before the book “Jurassic Park” was written. (Raise your hand if you didn’t know there was a book that the movie was based upon.) This is so old, why, the first social security check was cashed the same day this came out of the factory. And we know which one will last another 100 years… Sustainability is the future! So buy an antique Singer Sewing Machine! The only path to the future is found in the past! And as conscientious environmentalists, we recycle and ONLY buy used stuff. In fact, when I die, I’m not going to heaven—I’m going into the recycling bin. That’s how much I care about Gaia. How to style it: Console table Farmhouse accessory Eclectic centerpiece Cottage charm Bohemian DIY studio Like your grandma, this sewing machine and table has seen better days. But its durability and character only serve to reinforce its timeless charm—just like your grandma. For the LAST time, you CANNOT have the portrait of Jeff Goldblum and his weatherbeaten chest against a backdrop of evolutionary losers. End of discussion! Pick-up in Westside Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted. Anyone who asks “Is this available?” will not be invited to my film’s opening night.