CB2 La Strizza 61” Saddle Leather Bench ($2500 New)

Brand

CB2

The Bench is back in style! …says who? Says me, who, like the speedo-encased Greeks at Thermopylae, will fight to the last breath to defend civilization against the tyranny of tacky decor. …that’s who. 🫳🏼🎤 I give you CB2’s La Strizza Saddle Leather Bench!!! Pristine condition! Style: Midcentury Dimensions: Width: 61" Depth: 29" Height: 16" Retail: $2500 w/ tax + shipping My price: $1400 Did I just save you over a thousand dollars? Maybe I AM that speedo-encased hero who’d rather get aired out with arrows than make a deal with Eyeliner King. That’s $1100 in savings! Money money money! Who’s happy?! (Money does not buy happiness—only the wherewithal, perhaps, to endure its absence.) Anywho…don’t be a buzzkill, here to sell furniture. Important Detail: The 2 bolsters ARE indeed available and will be included in your purchase, HOWEVER, the leather straps to secure it in place are NOT available. Pick-up in Westside Danville. FREE DELIVERY to Danville/Alamo for the full asking price. (I won’t mention Gerard Butler by name, but unless you’re a Sexy Scottish actor who plays a screaming Spartan, and you disperse speedo-enhanced largess with liberality, you will not receive a reply by asking “Is this still available?”)