Rocker Recliner Sofa

This is the greatest sofa… love seat… couch… and whatever you want to call it… ever made. It rocks, it reclines, it holds your beer… what more could you possibly ask for. If you want mire then you are just greedy and do not deserve her. She has had the greatest of honor sitting on out patio and having me sit in her ample cushions and smoke countless cigars while barbecuing or watching TV shows my wife hates. Sure she is a little sunfaded…. Sure she may have a few stains and scuffs here and there but those aren’t flaws thats character! Plus if you thought you were getting a sofa that cost me $900 a year ago for $75 and it was going to be perfect than you are an idiot and definitely do not deserve to own her. PS if you message me something stupid like “what kind of condition is it in” and clearly didnt read this very lengthy and awesome post then i will not respond. She has no tears but is used in the best way possible.