2008 Toyota Prius

For Sale: 2008 Toyota Prius – 216k Miles (and Counting) Looking for a car that screams responsible adult while quietly humming down the road? Look no further. This is a 2008 Toyota Prius with 216,000 miles (yes, that’s a lot, but it’s a Prius, so it’s basically middle-aged). Miles will keep going up since it’s my daily driver – this thing refuses to retire. • Title status: Rebuilt salvage – because every hero has a backstory. • MPG: Basically “forever” compared to your buddy’s lifted truck. • Features: Four wheels, functioning brakes, a back seat for your friends who always “forget gas money,” and that futuristic key fob that makes you feel cooler than you are. • Condition: Not perfect, but she gets the job done – like a dependable coworker who brings donuts on Fridays. If you want a car that will get you from A to B while sipping fuel like it’s fine wine, this is it. Price: Cheap enough to make you wonder why you didn’t buy a Prius sooner. Trades: I’m willing to listen to trade offers – surprise me (bonus points if it’s something fun, weird, or actually useful).