Steve Madden Sula Purple Dress Sz 8 ($100 retail) NEW + UNWORN

Are you the designated Office Hottie? Did your painfully good looks cause a decrease in productivity for some colleagues? And when you walk by Front Desk Patty, does she spit venom at you à la counterfeit smiles held up by her cat hair-covered cardigan? If this is your office life, and the Burden of Beauty overwhelms you at times, then… It’s time to apologize… To no one. And pump up the Foxy Factor by F = ma. Force of Sexiness = “Mami” times “Accelerated sultry purple” (sorry, Issac) And that’s why you need to wear this Fuggetaboutit purple dress to give corporeal form to the phrase “Confident AND Feminine”. Wear it. Strut it. Own it. Concern not over your unproductive colleagues. Pearls before schwanz. DESIGNER & COLOR: -Steve Madden Sula Dress -Purple/Magenta FABRIC: -Polyester SIZE & MEASUREMENTS: -US Women’s Size 8 (can also fit size 4 & 6) -Length = 48” back, 41” front -Pit to Pit = 21” -Across the Waist = 15” -Attached Belt Tie = 25” each WHY IS THE COLOR PURPLE SO ALLURING? 1) Since classical antiquity, the color Purple has been symbolically associated with magic & mystery, as well as power & royalty (due to the near-unattainable price of purple dyes). 2) Purple is an elusive color, swinging precariously between the liveliness of Red & the calmness of Blue. An unusual hue not commonly found in nature, Purple evokes in the mind occult mysticism often wrapped in dark energy. Purple also embodies a dizzying blend of irresistible mischief and sensual corruption. To wear Purple is to channel regal dignity, powerful sorceress, or siren seductress. For example, the following are famous characters who emit or wear Purple: -Thanos -The Joker -Willy Wonka -Cheshire Cat -Evil Queen from Snow White -Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty -Ursula from The Little Mermaid -Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove. (Yzma is my spirit animal) Even in Scripture, the woman in purple (Revelation 17) represents a religious system tainted by humanity’s propensity for avarice. Pattern detected? And, of course, every Roman Emperor since Augustus wore Purple. And so will you. Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted. Price is firm. P.S. Even more people who are Purple: -Every Tarot reader/ball gazer -Macron (May 2025) -Me (after meeting Chris Brown)

Condition

New

Size Type

Regular

Size

M

Color

Purple

Material

Polyester

Style

Long sleeve

Brand

STEVE MADDEN