⚡️BEHOLD! An electric steed!⚡️

Friends, seekers of adventure, commuters weary of traffic, lend me your eyes. For sale is a mighty Happy Foldable Electric Bike, a loyal steed of shocking power. Purchased in March 2025, and yet, my heart belongs to scooters (forgive me, noble bike). Thus, I release it into the wild for a new rider worthy of its thunder. Price: $999. Yes, that’s right $999. It’s not just a number. It’s a sign. From the angels, the universe, or at least my bank account. What this electric steed offers: •48V 15Ah Lithium Ion Battery w/ Lock (like a magical crystal of endless energy) •Up to ~45 miles per charge (farther than most quests) •750W 48V Bafang Gear Hub Integrated Wheel (translation: it zooms) •350lbs Maxload Capacity (bring three hundred burritos) •4’11”–6’8” recommended rider height (hobbits to giants welcome) •HEB Allscape 20” x 4.0” Fat Tire w/ Mag Wheels (thicc and mighty) •Integrated Smart Brake Taillight (so drivers know you’re legendary) •Full Shimano Tourney 7 Speed + Hydraulic Disc Brake System (because power is nothing without control) •KMC,Z7 Anti-Dust Silicone Coated Steel Chain (fancy chain, fancy life) •And much more, if you’re the type who reads specs for fun (you nerds know who you are). Original price: $2,299. Your price: $999 I’ll even toss in a handlebar phone holder and bike rack bag because every adventurer needs a place for a map and snacks. Claim this electric chariot and ride forth into destiny.

Condition

Used (normal wear)