LAST CHANCE! Mother’s Day Flower Planters Delivered!

Show Mom you love her and actually put some thought into it this year! You were going to buy flowers. You always end up panic-buying them the day before Mother’s Day. You were going to spend $150-$200 on something that dies in 4–6 business days with a crappy box of generic chocolates and a balloon. Yay…. Be honest. Now imagine this instead: A full, lush, borderline show-off planter sitting on a porch like ✨ “I have my life together and I remember holidays in advance.” ✨ That’s what I’m selling. Not sad, stringy, gas-station energy plants. Not “just add water and a prayer.” These are: * Full. Like suspiciously full. * Designed to grow and get better over time * Built for real Portland weather (yes, even our fake spring / second winter combo) * A mix of colorful blooms + trailing plants that spill over like they have drama 💡 Translation: this is the Pinterest version… already done. ⸻ PRICING: $150 each Delivery included in Portland Metro (Yes, I bring it to you like a plant fairy with a car) ⸻ IMPORTANT ADULTING DETAILS: * Payment required in advance (I’ve been hurt before) * Multiple payment options available (cards have small processing fee) * Limited quantity because I am one human and not a greenhouse ⸻ HOW THIS WORKS: Message me with: 1. Your address 2. How you want to pay 3. Where the planter is going (sun, shade, or “I have no idea please help”) OR send me which style you like I’ll match you with something that makes you look like you absolutely nailed this gift. ⸻ FINAL THOUGHT: You can buy flowers that die. Or you can show up with something that keeps growing and quietly outperforms everyone else’s gift for months. No pressure. (But also… there are only so many and I’m not making 100 of these like a maniac.)

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