🚨🚨🚨 FISHING RODS & REELS — BEFORE I COMMIT A WAR CRIME IN MY GARAGE 🚨🚨🚨

I am being BULLIED by fishing equipment. These rods are not stored — they are lying in wait. Every time I walk into my garage, one of these long, floppy idiots lunges at me like it’s trying to collect insurance money. I’ve tripped. I’ve cursed. I’ve questioned my life choices. Now they’re YOUR problem. THE OFFENDING WEAPONS: 🎣 4 fishing rods WITH reels — already attached, permanently tangled, and incapable of standing like civilized objects 🎣 1 extra fishing pole — leaning in the corner doing absolutely nothing but judging me 🎣 5 loose reels — rolling around the floor like metallic turds just waiting to ruin my day That’s TEN PIECES of fishing gear. TEN. This is not a collection. This is a hostage situation. CONDITION: Used. Functional. Disrespectful. They’ve caught fish, weeds, rocks, dock posts, and one almost caught my shin. , and probably a few lies about “the one that got away.” Nothing broken — unfortunately. WHY I’M SELLING: • I’m tired of getting clotheslined on the way to grab a beer • My garage looks like a yard sale sponsored by bad decisions • These poles fall over more than your buddy who “only had two drinks” • I swear I pick them up and they multiply overnight WHO SHOULD BUY THIS NIGHTMARE: • Someone who wants fishing gear but hates organization • A beginner who needs ALL the options and ZERO guidance • That friend who never brings his own rod (congrats, you’re now a tackle shop) • Anyone who enjoys chaos, tangled line, and mild physical danger • Anyone who thinks owning 10 rods makes them a pro (it doesn’t, ask me) PRICE: 💰 CHEAP. Like “please remove these from my life before I lose a kneecap” cheap. Make an offer before I start snapping rods like glow sticks out of pure rage. Bring cash. Bring a truck. Bring tetanus immunity. Once they’re gone, I will sleep better, walk safer, and regain years of my life. 🎣 FIRST COME, FIRST REEL No holds. No trades. No refunds when you realize how many damn rods this actually is. Come save me. Or don’t — and I’ll be on the news.

Condition

Used (normal wear)