Ligne Roset Ploum Sofa 99”

Color

Red

Brand

Ligne Roset

(To ask “Is this available” is to subject me to a vegan diet. I’m Chinese. My people and KFC (Kale & Fennel Crowd) do not mix. If we did, maybe the world would would be a better place.) GET READY TO RESTRUCTURE YOUR KIDS’ INHERITANCE IN ORDER TO BUY THIS SOFA! …Or re-home them and adopt an executive at Goldman Sachs. For sale is THE BEST SOFA IN THE WORLD! Yes it is. Period. The FAMOUS & ICONIC Ligne Roset Ploum Sofa in PRISTINE CONDITION! This is their largest size! 33” H 99” W 44” D Retail is over $10,000! This does NOT include tax + shipping + white glove delivery. AND the retail price tag is not even the hard part! Lead time is a waiting period of 1-2 YEARS! All Ploum Sofas are handmade to order! And we know how the French take their 1-month vacation seriously. So get ready to wait a while, but the next Covid variant might render us extinct before your Ploum arrives. A perfect marriage of design and ultimate comfort! This will be the most beautiful & cushy sofa you will ever come across! Ligne Roset is one of the world’s BEST furniture designers! You think Restoration Hardware is fancy? NO! Just second-hand imagined, made-in-China pieces of crap made to fill up McMansions without a soul. You know what I’m talking about. *****Everything you see in the pics can also be for sale. Westnofa Siesta chair, Lulu & Georgia coffee table, Asian bookcase, rugs, etc. ***Note: -Midcentury Westnofa Ingmar Relling Siesta Chair can also be for sale. $1700 for the chair in beige leather if purchased with the Ploum. $2000 if purchased separately. Black chair has already been sold. Barely used! Just sat in our formal living room for 1 year while us humans ignored it like a red-headed stepchild, just going about our day and not sitting on this couch. Well, it’s time for someone else to give it the love it deserves. The only time it received any butt action (🤓😎) was when we had house guests. And that’s how it all started for me. I was a house guest and saw this sofa in my host’s living room and realized I can either strangle her and take the couch—or I can just buy my own like a non-psychopath. Those French Folks REALLY figured it out! -Wine -Croissants -Ploum Sofa -Bidets (why the F is this not in the US?!) What else do we really need in life? If you have a thought that goes something like “Is the price negotiable?”. Well, big dawg, stop right there and walk away, back to your plywood palace that is of your IKEA wonderland. (Wow, when did I become such a furniture snob? Must be all the sweat and tears, lack of sleep, and 19+ hour work days that I labored over to afford this couch. I once had 2 client meetings in TWO countries on the SAME day. What an entitled piece of garbage I am!) In other words, price is FIRM. If you’re wincing at the price tag, have Faith in our Lord or Spaghetti Monster that your life will be as it was prior to discovering this sofa. And all will be well. Amen. Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo/Zelle accepted. If you found any part of my post offensive, I’m sorry you were born without a personality. 23 Skidoo!