Ultra Rare 7x Pedro Almodóvar Film Espresso Cups + Saucers Collection!

(For the love of all that is holy and unholy and morally ambiguous, please do not ask “Is this available?”) Check out my other listings! *** Toss out your Marvel Mugs (you’re not 12 anymore!). It’s time to drink espresso like a proper European Film Critic. Artsy, fartsy (must be all the cheese), and always tryin’ to interpret every movie scene like an over-educated, chain-smokin’, hat-wearin’, wine-chuggin’, marathon-lovemakin’, ‘Merica-condemnin’…okay, I’m done. Maybe that’s just my idea of the quintessential European. Presenting an ULTRA-RARE, illy Art Collection limited edition set of 7x espresso cups & 7x saucers commemorating the films of celebrated Spanish director Pedro Almodóvar! Perfect for the film buff collector or an Atomic-Era Midcentury home! These cups are being auctioned for up to $1500 online and possibly more! Made in Italy! Highly sought-after! Perfect condition! No chips or cracks! Each cup has a unique serial number! Why do you need these artsy cups & saucers? Well, I’ll tell ya why: The next time you’re driving by a Starbucks, and as you look down upon the sad mass of caffeine-bums who don’t know coffee from cat-piss, you can gently pat yourself on the back for having gourmand-level good taste not just in roasted beans from the equator but also the container in which it is served. Yes, YOU. You, who read the works of Edna St. Vincent & Capote, and look at art the way a dog looks at fried chicken. You’re too sophisticated to NOT buy this set. And that’s my word. Word. Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted. Low-ball offers will be deleted like unwanted texts from an ex.