New year, new you, same you? BUY THIS EXERCISE BIKE.

HELLO, RESOLUTION PERSON. You’ve just said the words “this is my year” out loud. Dangerous behavior. Before reality sets in, channel that raw, unfiltered optimism into a PURCHASE. This exercise bike is here for your New Year’s fitness arc. Or at least Phase 1 of it, which we all know is owning equipment. Features include: • Pedals that demand accountability • Seat that will humble you within 4 minutes • Screen that asks “are you done already?” without speaking • Zero excuses except the ones you bring yourself This bike has barely been used because its previous owner (me) chose emotional growth instead. It’s ready for YOU to start strong, post about it, and then slowly turn it into a very expensive coat rack by February. Perfect for: • “New year, new me” people • “I’ll start Monday” people • People who just bought workout shoes and feel invincible Buy it today while your motivation is still loud and your couch hasn’t reasserted dominance.

Condition

Used (normal wear)

Type

Recumbent & Semi-Recumbent

Brand

Exerputic