Lambskin Opera Gloves

If you’re the embodiment of refined subtlety and understated elegance… Someone who, upon entering a room, casts a spell on those around you with effortless charm and feline femininity… More mythical goddess than fleeting mortal, transcending tradition and expectation with devastating appeal… And, of course, you are a woman whose sartorial tastes reflect a passionately lived life, a quiet confidence, an irresistible concoction of playfulness and grace… Surely a woman of this caliber wears long opera gloves… If this sounds like you, then you’re either Audrey Hepburn reincarnated…or you are the lucky individual who was sent here to buy my TOTALLY CLASSY AF OPERA LEATHER GLOVES!!! Supple lambskin! Luxurious texture! Paper-thin yet durable leather! Length: 22” from opening to tip of middle digit Size: Small -Ideal for petite women or petite AND fabulous queens When to wear these stylish gloves: Scenario 1: La Bohème, naturally. The MET in NYC, where else? Balcony seating, no less. The woman sitting next to you, caked in make-up, is chatting profusely about her 4th divorce. You want to reach out and slap her into silence. But you don’t want to be contaminated by her crusty foundation. You only have long leather gloves the material of which is also used to make bullwhips. What to do…. Scenario 2: You’re a chain smoker who doesn’t wash your hands. These gloves will prevent your hands from smelling like an ashtray. Scenario 3: You, a compassionate influencer, are about to visit the last leper colony on Earth to raise awareness and money. You have to hold a leper baby because you’re Princess Diana 2.0. A photo of you cuddling a leper baby is worth 20 million likes. These gloves will protect you from the foul infant in your arms AND elevate your status as a philanthropic fashionista. Didn’t know that leather opera gloves could be so versatile, did ya? Need I say more? Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted.