Worcester Historical Museum Family Pass
$50
Posted about 1 month ago in Worcester, MA
Condition: Open Box (never used)
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Worcester Historical Museum
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Valid until September, so you can have an informative and educational springtime plus have something to do with the kids all summer long to keep em out of trouble and away from the brainrotting screens! Includes: -Admission for you and up to 6 of your family members, so hopefully if you've exceeded that number some of them are either old enough to take care of themselves or too young to be mad about being left out! (Grandparents willing to babysit for free sold separately) -UNLIMITED use of the Museum of Worcester Research Library! (Been procrastinating on that project fair report? Unlock this treasure trove of resources and put the discovery into high gear, and wow those judges that are jaded by mid projects written by ChatGPT!) -10% discount in Museum Store! (you know they're gonna cry the whole way home unless they get some of that overpriced freeze dried ice cream*, so save a couple quarters in the process!) Get the gift that keeps on giving, because it's day trips like these that make the trips to Water Country, Santa's Village, Hampton Beach, and heck, even Crystal Caves and Six Flags (if you can't leave the state as you're a divorcee or a probationer parent keeping DCF alive, bless their bureaucratic little fascist hearts!) all the more special and exciting! Comes with a Harvey Ball pouch of Worcester smiley pride, a great conversation piece for wowing your kids with the origin story of πEmojis π way before we got spoiled with π₯π₯·s, π§ββοΈπ§, and everyone's favorite rage-baiting strawperson, the π«! *Freeze dried ice cream subject to availability, it is highly suggested that you do NOT hype this up ahead of time unless you are prepared to pay for years of therapy so your kid can cry to someone about a lifetime of letdowns and false promises.