Margaritaville Mixed Drink Maker (working)

What we have right here is the talk of the party and a simplistic yet stylish way to get drunk with friends and family while taking the hard labor and annoyance of making peoples cocktails off your hands. Thirsty? Get some ice and Press the button you lazy bastard! This is in working condition but does not have the original manual. But don’t worry, I printed a copy of it for you so you can get right into action with the proper steps right in your hands to ensure your fastest way to drunkenness and forget about the world around you that’s falling apart! Life’s all doom and gloom these days, so bring some bright sunshine into it and self therapy with this Margaritaville MD3000 Mixed Drink Maker.