Bionaire Micathermic Space Heater

condition: excellent make / manufacturer: Bionaire model name / number: BH3950 I know, I know, it's hot outside. But it's not gonna be in a couple months, and then you'll be hurtin' for some heat in your 1950s-built rental with paper-thin windows and insulation that's about as effective as stepping out in the cold in nothing but a pair of Spanx. Then you'll be bumping elbows with all the other poor souls who also realized Silicon Valley is not all it's cracked up to be and are scrambling to scoop up any space heater they can get their hands on. You'll be paying top dollar for any little thing that'll keep you warm in your bed without running the central heat (or even worse, wall-mounted heaters) all night and racking up a $400/month utility bill. No thank you. Lucky you, you've got a chance at two super-sweet, super effective Bionaire BH3950 room heaters, at a crazy-reasonable price. These bad boys are unique. They have the same form factor as your classic oil-based radiator heaters, but they are much lighter, much more quiet (no popping or gurgling), heat up much quicker, and are more energy efficient. They work by heating up thin sheets of mica which then radiate the heat to the room. There are two power levels and an adjustable thermostat. They are powerful and pump out a seriously good amount of heat for their size. You can buy these for $80 each right now at Walmart, but they can be yours for virtually nothing - $25 a piece. Or, if you're the haggling type, make me a reasonable offer; but be forewarned, I am likely to haggle back. Stay cool out there (until you need to stay warm)!