Giant Wall Clock From Pier 1 (42.25")

Are you looking to fancify your dwelling BIG TIME? Then you need this is a massive wall clock from Pier 1 imports. Whether you're a Flavor Flav fan, trying to show visitors that you're a big timer or just severely near-sighted, this wall clock is going to change your decor and life forever. Never be late for anything ever again with this massive time keeper keeping you in check. Don't just think about yourself (you selfish jerk), think about the family! Got a kid who's struggling with counting? Well you can count on this clock to get that little mouth breather from 1 to 12 in no-time! Got a grandma who's eyes ain't what they were? Well gam-gam won't ever have trouble making it to bingo on time ever again! Whoever said money can't buy time is a lying dog-faced pony soldier who's never laid eyes on this bad boy! It's called the "grandiose wall clock" and originally retails for $199. I'm pretty sure "grandiose" is French for "bad-ass", cuz that's exactly what this wall clock is and precisely what you're going to be when this masterpiece is adorning the wall of your humble abode.