For Sale: The Cream of the Crop Couch

Ever wanted a couch so pristine, it looks like it’s been curated by a museum curator who specializes in ‘Things That Have Never Been Sat On’? Presenting the "Cream-Colored Dream"—a custom-made masterpiece that has been used a grand total of 4-5 times in the last 25 years, exclusively during holiday get-togethers. This couch is so spotless, it might be more artifact than furniture, having barely witnessed a single crumb or coffee spill. If you’ve ever wished to own a piece of luxury that says, "I live a life of organized elegance, with no sticky fingers in sight"—this is your chance. Ideal for a guest room, or as an art installation for your Instagram feed. Because why settle for a regular couch when you could have a cream-colored masterpiece that will make your other furniture green with envy? It's basically royalty, minus the velvet ropes.